So although there were many things she could be doing right now; watching George on Masterchef was more important.
The white wig was perhaps one step too white.
Dita Von Teese sans corset. For Johanna.
Good girls are bad girls that never got caught.
Suffocating those puppies is inhumane.
I think I need one size smaller.
I’ll have what she’s having.
Look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes, you’re under.
Who says sitting too close to the TV can damage your eyesight?
I lost five cents under the sofa, can you help me?
Does my bum look black & white in this?
I hope the photographer doesn’t notice my smelly armpits.
Where’s my chainsaw? My hand just got possessed by deadites.
Bad girl! Who let you off your chain?
