Picture postcard perfect.
Don’t tell Mum! She’ll make me change.
This flock floral wallpaper was a terrible mistake.
You know I’ve got a degree in environmental science?
The neighbour is sunbathing topless again, I really should complain.
I had ribs for lunch, that’s why I’m doing this.
Amazing what you can do with a tablecloth.
I’m in danger of falling into her cleavage.
It wouldn’t be much use in the rain but how cute is that hat?
Apparently Satan’s concubines are redheads. Lucky devil.
Forgetting to wear knickers to work… priceless.
She’s got plenty to smile about.
You stole my bra didn’t you?