The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Low ceilings are kryptonite to long-legged models.
Why do guys think girls are impressed by cars?
You want me to sleep in here? This is the last time I date oddballs I meet on tumblr.
Can you blame the wolf for wanting to eat little red riding hood? She’s so tasty.
I’d kill for a Nobel peace prize.
Check out her cool tattoo in the mirror.
I’ve a feeling we’re not in Walmart anymore.
I come free in your box of Cheerios.
Hard to believe you were once my little brother.
Could you do it slower, and with more intensity?
I gotta do something with this hair… I feel like a horse.
Damn it! I forgot to put the cat out.
Redheads! So out and so proud. Their next goal is to reclaim the word ‘ginga’.
I wonder if I can make this nipple as hard as the other one.
