The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Where’s my copy of Fifty Shades of Grey?
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a totally different word.
You can measure distance by time. “How far away is it?” “Oh about 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around 3 miles.”
Warming up for the Muddy Knights fun run Masuimi realized she’d forgotten her legs.
I’m not sure about this collar thing. What is it? Does it have a name?
Like a younger hotter version of Rosie Perez.
I was confused by the polar bear too.
That’s big hair. It’s like an otter resting on her head.
Have you noticed how boobs float in the bath? It’s not something people talk about much.
This is the kind of trouble I wouldn’t say no to.
Waist : hip ratio = incredible
Dita, Dita, Dita. What else to say?